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<title> The Column by Ben Yates</title>
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<description>The Column - the thoughts of Ben Yates - a monthly rant about life, the universe and everything in it</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tipsy Gene - The Column Issue 62</title>
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<description>The discovery of a new gene which could help battle alcoholism</description>
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<title>Wasp Hound - The Column Issue 61</title>
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<description>How wasps could become mans new best friend</description>
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<title>Reflections on the Man in the Mirror - The Column Issue 60</title>
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<description>A tribute to Michael Jackson and Bubbles</description>
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<title>Playboy Monument - The Column Issue 59</title>
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<description>How Hugh Hefner saved the Hollywood sign</description>
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<title>Turkish Delight - The Column Issue 58</title>
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<description>A report from my first foray into Asia</description>
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<title>Devolution of the Species - The Column Issue 57</title>
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<description>England - from conquerors to plain conkers</description>
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<title> The Monkey and the Organ Finder - The Column Issue 56</title>
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<description>Why football teams may soon be selling human organs</description>
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<title> Attention-deficit Television - The Column Issue 55</title>
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<description>Cooking up a storm about dumbed-down television programmes</description>
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<title> New Jock City - The Column Issue 54</title>
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<description>How a visit to Edinburgh stopped me murdering the French</description>
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<title> Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Jitterbug - The Column Issue 53</title>
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<description>Some thoughts on religious disputes for the festive season</description>
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<title> Emission Statement - The Column Issue 52</title>
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<description>Why eating veal may help reduce carbon emissions</description>
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<title> Viva Las Vegas - The Column Issue 51</title>
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<description>Why it’s just not possible to sit on the fence in Las Vegas</description>
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<title> Back To The Future - The Column Issue 50</title>
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<description>Some thoughts regarding our growing obsession with looking back to the recent past</description>
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<title> Substandard Klass - The Column Issue 49</title>
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<description>How poor TV presenting could be adapted to control bad taste t-shirt slogans</description>
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<title> If I Was A Terrorist - The Column Issue 48</title>
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<description>The origins of terrorism and my day out at the shopping centre</description>
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<title> All Work &amp; No Play - The Column Issue 47</title>
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<description>A reaction to the unveiling of a treadmill designed for use at the office</description>
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<title> Nether Netherland - The Column Issue 46</title>
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<description>My recent trip to Amsterdam and visit to the notorious Red Light District</description>
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<title> Unsteady Eddie - The Column Issue 45</title>
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<description>Multiple personality disorders and my concerns for the mental health of Eddie Murphy</description>
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<title> Disorganised Crime - The Column Issue 44</title>
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<description>The prisons crisis in the UK, and ways to combat high re-offending rates</description>
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<title> Reliable Unit of Joy - The Column Issue 43</title>
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<description>Reflections on the January blues, including how to calculate your Misery Day</description>
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<title> Marx and Spencer - The Column Issue 42</title>
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<description>A festive ode to grieving, and the link between Diana's death and our own lost ones</description>
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<title> Where's Wally - The Column Issue 41</title>
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<description>Where is Osama Bin Laden and why have the Americans failed to find him in 5 years</description>
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<title> Last Action Hero - The Column Issue 40</title>
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<description>A tribute to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and why contemporary cinema is lacking real action heroes</description>
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<title> Water Pistols of Mass Destruction - The Column Issue 39</title>
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<description>Why we must invade Finland in order to secure future supplies of water</description>
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<title> Marshall Law - The Column Issue 38</title>
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<description>A brief introduction to Marshall McLuhan, and a suggestion of what to do with unwanted books</description>
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<title> Golliwog - The Column Issue 37</title>
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<description>A belated tribute to a pleasant childhood memory and an innocent victim of political correctness</description>
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<title> Web Designer's Elbow - The Column Issue 36</title>
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<description>Introducing my RSI and the dangers of using a computer</description>
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<title> My Big Fat Greek Tragedy - The Column Issue 35</title>
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<description>Reflections on my trip to the Greek city of Athens</description>
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<title> Operation New Life - The Column Issue 34</title>
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<description>The connection between young offenders and rich footballers</description>
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<title> Fat Cow Disease - The Column Issue 33</title>
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<description>Man's attempts to stop cows burping in the name of Kyoto</description>
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<title> Rate Tarts - The Column Issue 32</title>
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<description>Concern over consumer debt accrued during the festive period</description>
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<title> Pop Your Bonnet - The Column Issue 31</title>
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<description>A wake up call to drunk pedestrians from the new Jaguar sports coupe</description>
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<title> Losing my Identity - The Column Issue 30</title>
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<description>The dangers of compulsory ID cards in the UK</description>
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<title> Rested Development - The Column Issue 29</title>
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<description>Siestas and my admiration for the Spanish lifestyle</description>
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<title> Well Fair State - The Column Issue 28</title>
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<description>Student loans and the way we are being ripped off</description>
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<title> Real Life Syndrome - The Column Issue 27</title>
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<description>Society's obsession with physical and mental syndromes</description>
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<title> Ground Control to Major Tom - The Column Issue 26</title>
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<description>The potential benefits of having in-car satellite navigation</description>
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<title> Call Me Disturbed - The Column Issue 25</title>
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<description>The intrusive annoyance that is telemarketing</description>
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<title> Piano Man - The Column Issue 24</title>
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<description>The story of the mysterious musical talent found on a Kent beach</description>
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<title> Doctor Johnson - The Column Issue 23</title>
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<description>A profile of Samuel Johnson, inventor of the English Dictionary</description>
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<title> Permanently Temporary - The Column Issue 22</title>
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<description>The problems facing short-term temporary workers</description>
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<title> A Literary Affair - The Column Issue 21</title>
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<description>Praise for the TV book club run by Richard and Judy</description>
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<title> Smoking the Bandit - The Column Issue 20</title>
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<description>The laws regarding defending our homes from intruders</description>
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<title> Direct Whine - The Column Issue 19</title>
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<description>The problems I encountered when attempting to insure a car</description>
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<title> Sans Seraph - The Column Issue 18</title>
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<description>Do Angels really exist, and if so what form do they take</description>
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<title> Waltzing Matilda - The Column Issue 17</title>
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<description>Why do people flock to Australia in such large numbers</description>
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<title> Falling Down (in the Country) - The Column Issue 16</title>
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<description>The increasing remoteness of the countryside</description>
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<title> Misunderstood Guy - The Column Issue 15</title>
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<description>The life and times of the much maligned Guy Fawkes</description>
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<title> Arnie &amp; George - The Column Issue 14</title>
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<description>The soap opera proceedings of the 2004 US elections</description>
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<title> I Have a Dream - The Column Issue 13</title>
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<description>The inequalities which burden my existence</description>
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<title> News Zealot - The Column Issue 12</title>
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<description>The trouble with sensationalist journalism</description>
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<title> Saint George is Cross - The Column Issue 11</title>
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<description>The truth about our patron saint Saint George</description>
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<title> Testing Times - The Column Issue 10</title>
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<description>The use of psychometric testing in job applications</description>
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<title> Socially Mobile - The Column Issue 9</title>
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<description>Society's total and utter dependence on mobile phones</description>
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<title> The Bunkum Prize - The Column Issue 8</title>
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<description>The (ir)relevance of the British Book Awards</description>
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<title> The Invisible Touch - The Column Issue 7</title>
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<description>The phenomenon of supermarket trolley rage</description>
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<title> I'm a Politician, elect me out of here - The Column Issue 6</title>
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<description>The real issue with public voting</description>
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<title> Happy Eastre - The Column Issue 5</title>
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<description>The history behind the festival of Easter and how the date is decided</description>
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<title> Fanfare of the Modern Man - The Column Issue 4</title>
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<description>The plight of man in modern society</description>
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<title> The Patron Saint of Commercialism - The Column Issue 3</title>
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<description>The history of Saint Valentine's Day</description>
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<title> New Model Army - The Column Issue 2</title>
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<description>How to be a good citizen in modern society</description>
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<title> The Present Problem - The Column Issue 1</title>
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<description>The joys of returning unwanted Christmas gifts</description>
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